The Walking Pharmacy Poem by Sheena Blackhall

I am a walking pharmacy
Bendroflumethiazide
It stops fluid retention
My pill policeman inside

I am a walking pharmacy
I fire up vagifem
To keep my womb from drying up
It scores ten out of ten

I am a walking pharmacy
I use replens MD
To moisten arid ladyparts
And give them TLC

I am a walking pharmacy
Metformin, glicazide
Keep my diabetes 2 in check
That tricky sugar tide

I am a walking pharmacy
Felopidine I mention
It is another medicine
To combat hypertension

I am a walking pharmacy
I take rosuvastatin
My cholesterol it lowers
(a gift from my physician)

I am a walking pharmacy
I swallow vesicare
My overactive bladder now
No longer brings despair

I am a walking pharmacy
I use Cranberry pills
To keep cystitis bugs at bay
That most fiendish of ills

I am a walking pharmacy
Betahistine dihydrochloride
Is in reserve till needed
When my balance goes offside

I am a walking pharmacy
What's next to bring on board
To keep this leaky boat afloat
To join my potion hoard?

I am a walking pharmacy
Clomipramine's the way
To keep me calm an happier
With panic kept at bay