To Ant Marketing Poem by Richard Sockett

Telephone marketing expertise the sign says on the wall
Operators busy beavering away eagerly awaiting the next call

Answering machines blurt out the fact that no one is at home
Nothing is more enjoyable than eating pizza when in Rome
The staff here are great they make the day go quick

Mother hen struts round us all finding out what makes us tick
Alcoholic beverages are our reward when we are doing well
Raffles and dress down days raise money for Ant Kids as well as books to sell
Keep calm and carry on is good advice when people slam the phone down
Expertise is shown and standards never slip when clients are in town
Targets are set to get a bonus and a break of precious minutes five
Incentives keep us going like bees buzzing in a hive
Nothing is more rewarding than helping people who we call
Great feelings of self worth when its a job well done makes us walk tall