To Theresa And Roy Poem by Therese Anne Schmidt

Thank you for your usual nasty, stinky, crabby selves.
I wrote fabulous poetry because you two are evil elves.
Too bad we can't keep both of you up on the shelves.

Other people are to know what you are like.
You proven that you are knuckle dragging and apelike.
You aren't at all Christlike.
You are out at the third strike.

Roy, do you really think you are manlike?
You can't be a man because you act like a tyke. Theresa, your disposition, behavior, and personality are gnome-like. The two of you must have learned your hateful ways from Hitler and the third Reich.