Evelyn Nec

Triumphant - Poem by Evelyn Nec

I walked in tatatata
He told me ssshhhhh!
My wife is in the kitchen
doing tokotoko on the gas
I smiled at him :)
He smiled at me :)
We rushed through the
back door ssshhhuuuu! ! !
with car keys kling kling
the car started silently voom voom
then picked up VOOM VOOM! ! !
bringing his mad wife to the window
yelling %&*&^%$#$#@!
We laughed so hard HAHAHAHA!
and sped off ZZZZOOOMMM!
The bass stereo was on full blast hard metal
doom doom dalala doom doom dalala
We were loving it kiss kiss mwah mmwwaaahh
We didn't hear the trailer peeeebeee
and before we knew it BANG!
I woke up in hospital ouch and OUCH!
everywhere bandaged weewuu weewuu
My boyfriend sat at the bedside snoring
zzzz ZZZ ZZZZZZZZ! ! ! !
Saliva dripping on to the floor tototo
I was disgusted eewww!
Then my man's wife came Oh 5h! t!
I cringed in bed Oh no!
She held a photo of his casket in my face
and I was like MAAAMAAA NO!
She said Uh ha, you saved me a lot
did you know am the sole proprietor?
I was like UH?
She was like hmmm, he forgot to mention that.
I was like *&^$#$#@!
She smile at me: D
I eyed her: '(
She walked away tatatata
I turned to my boyfriend
and he was still zzz ZZZ ZZZZZ! ! !
I jeered ssssswwwwwwwwtttt!
He left me nothing! ! ! !

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  • Diane Hine (8/31/2012 9:27:00 AM)

    A highly entertaining poem! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, August 30, 2012

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