I'm descended from the brother
Of the last Tsar of Russia.
So now I should be king
Of everything east of Prussia.
Another ancestor too,
Sebastian Shanks was his name.
He invented the indoor safety loo,
It came complete with a flusher.
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The Tsar of Russia? Well, I think its a smashing lineage! :) I am nt even related to the mayor of Coimbatore! ! !