Viagra In The Morning (Old Timers Rock N Roll) Humor Poem by Bill Simmons

I’m an old man, understand
But I’m not dead yet
I use a cane to get around
Is about as good as it can get

I take all my senior vitamins
I take all my pills
The only thing is when I sit the pot
To get up I think I never will

I use Viagra in the morning
It keeps me going strong
The only thing is what to do
When it last so long

You ever get in line
When that stuff is in its prime
Everybody they turn their heads
But them old women they not blind

One day when you’re ninety
You will see the truth
When every old woman in your town
They all look good to you

I’m an old man, understand
But I’m not dead yet
Though my body is weak and worn
My mind is sixteen you bet

I use Viagra in the morning
It keeps me going strong
Hey woman you be looking good
I got it going on

Yeah woman
You look good
Come visit me
I think you should

Hey slow down that walker
I want to visit a spell
Remember that thing we once called love
Well, I still do it well

I use Viagra in the morning
It keeps me going strong
The only thing is what to do
When it last so long

Yeah baby...
That’s all me,
Lets get together...
I’ll let you see


I’m an old man, understand
But I’m not dead yet
I use Viagra in the morning
I take all the good that I can get.

Copyright 2008 Bill Simmons
aka BillWilliamStar
BillWilliamStar@aol.com