Welcome Wagon Poem by Kevin Seales

We are the welcome wagon girls
We're here to still your milk
If we drink it, we wont hurl
It goes down smooth as silk

We promise not to take too many
Just the right amount
I'll promise not to let Ms Jenny
Try and do the count

All we need to do right now
Is choose chocolate or white
I know there is a brown cow
But white, that don't seem right

Before we go out thru the doors
Make sure they're not the same
The chocolate's mine, the white is yours
Hey, this sounds like a game

Now the welcome wagon is filled
With milk for one and all
We'll try not to trip and spill
As we venture down the hall