What? Poem by Bill Upton

Am I the only one who doesn't understand
Feng Shui?
And why doesn't Webster's acknowledge this nature force?
How is it different than Wang Chung?
Is it anything like General Tso?
What category is it under on Amazon?
Surprise, surprise-
It's 3000 years old.
'Feng' is wind,
'Shui' is water.
Together they represent the energy balance in nature.
It contains dual components, Yin and Yang.
Yin is feminine and passive.
Yang is masculine and active.
They exist to nourish 'chi' to support energy flow
In the body.
Where in the world was I
On the day they taught THIS in school?
All this time I just figured heathy nutrition,
Proper rest, and exercise would be enough.
Maybe it's time for recalibrating my inner computer.
Maybe I just need an aspirin and a glass of 'shui'!
Lord help us all.