Whiskey Timmy Passing Out Flier's Poem by Derrick Clark

About,6 feet 3 inche's, weighing about 140 pounds.
With a grizzly-bear beard, and long dirty-mop hair.
Wearing his 10 year old son, shirt on.As he looking around.
As, he held out the flier's, people only just stared.

When, these two curious people have approach him.
They ask, what is on these flier's, that you are out passing?
He said, 'this is a essay, it all about whisley Tim.'
It about, me competing with other's drinker, and I be the one out lasting!

So it a drinking contest, you promoting for people to come.
Yep, Yep, that right! Im whiskey Timmy, it that time, gotta run.