Would It Be Weird Comments

Would it be weird if I smelt a bear that let off wind that made me high and saw a pig fly by or had a sty in my eye? And then I poisoned you with rye and you were still alive or if my name was Clive and I was born and raised in a beehive

Would it be weird if I snogged a prince that turned into a frog, or if I said that my future ex lover was a model in a catalogue? And if my whole life was written on analogue by a bull dog
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