Yahoo News Poem by Irene Bitter

Evil dictator bites the dust today,
Donald Trump's speech sparks tension,
While Lindsey Lohan throws a fit
For media attention,
She is competing with Amanda Bynes
For an honorable mention.

Anne Frank is rolling in her grave,
Thanks to Justin Bieber,
He has decided to convert her
Into a belieber,

Ten easy ways to lose some weight,
Student debt in the U.S. keeps rising,
Hannah Montana twerks up the VMAs,
Great storms on the horizon.

Boston bomber idolized by teenage girls,
Kate Middleton caught topless by the paparazzi,
Coronavirus invades the Earth,
Lost blackberry on the bus keeps vibrating.

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Kardashians get hitched
Kardashians get divorced
Kardashians get botox/plastic surgery/sex change operations
Snoop Dogg accused of owning weed
That's Yahoo News for you.

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On the most current, important news,
For Tweedledums and Tweedledees,
To swallow and to spew!