Yes, I Farted And Blamed The Dog Poem by Bryan Corbett

yes, I farted
and blamed the dog
been getting away with it
for going on ten years now

he always took it in stride
never got into any trouble for it
hell, he never even knew
what was going on

and because of his continued loyalty
and unconditional love
he always kept me
out of the dog house

there's no way I could have known
while we were binge-watching
House of Cards
all day
and I let one sneak out

that the old lady
had dropped the little guy off
at the groomer this morning
before I woke up

written
and sent to you
from the dog house