Your Loss Poem by james d nall,jr

When you took advantage of my kindness
It made me lose my open-mindedness
So away, I forced you to go
Actually, after a great big show

Your life, you said, turned to sh*t on the spot
Leaving you stranded, when your car ran hot
I drove right past you, with gut-busting laughter
In my rear-view, a finger raised, forever after

A nasty message, left on my answering machine
Said that between Karma & me, no God would intervene
I didn't see you for a very long time, you know
But at my wedding, you just had to show

It all went off, without any problems, you see
Until a couple of miles away, from the ceremony
My car exploded and your laughter was heard about
No bodies were found, but you were'nt in doubt

Sitting on the beach, down in Cancun
Sipping a drink, watching a silvery Loon
We heard on the news, on the radio today
That your body was found, drowned in the bay

So, today we celebrate, the life you lived, so bad
Its really so funny, we can't get the least mad
When you rigged our car, at the wedding
We already knew in what direction you were heading

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
And a lot of ideas, are better unformed
The life insurance taken out on me
Was changed into the name of my new Baby! ! !