You're Not The One… You're The Warning Label! ! ! Poem by WIN VENTURA

So I still love you? Bruh, in which parallel timeline?
Even my horoscope begged, "Skip this sign! "
You came back acting like Shah Rukh Khan,
But you're more like expired milk—gone lah, gone!

You texted "Hey"… da, it's been four years,
That message alone gave my chakras tears.
You said "I'm a changed man" — so is petrol price,
Still both are draining, and neither is nice.

You think you're hot? You're lukewarm tea,
Soggy like that one-day-old dosa, aiyeee!
Your love? Like WiFi in kampung(village) ,
Appears, disappears — and always leaves me stung.

You used to say, "You complete me, babe, "
But I've completed myself — with cake, spa, and shade.
You were a lesson — more like a warning sign,
Now I keep your name filed under "Waste of Time."

So I still love you? Dei, please sit down,
You're the kinda man who'd get lost in his own town.
You're not the one that got away, you're the one that I dodged —
And thank the stars I spiritually unfollowed and lodged! 😏

BY: - WIN VENTURA