Dear Future Generations,
I think I speak for the rest of us when I say,
sorry, sorry we left you with our mess of a planet.
Sorry that we were too caught up in our own doings to do something.
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Fun fact: planet Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
Mankind? About 140,000 years old.
Let me put that in perspective:
If you condense the Earth's lifespan into 24 hours,
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