Comments about Richard Clarke
Suzanne Birthday - 24th
There was a girl named Suzanne
Who had problems finding a man
She thinks she’s posh spice
Of David Beckam she would like a slice
With her golden chocolate tan
She’d get him to fcuk her in the back of a van
But at your age, you’ve got to take what you can!
When you get to the age that you are
You should really think about wearing a wonderbra
At the end of the day,
Perhaps your gay,
Enjoy your birthday anyway! ! !