An innocent lass from Nambucca
Liked to sprinkle bird seed on her tucker
She grew feathers down where
You'd expect to find hair
...
An aviator from Campbelltown
Achieved great local renown
By inseminating
The girl he was dating
...
Born and raised in Australia, but lived for more than 30 years in other countries. In the realm of verse, especially interested in the limerick format, and more specifically the bawdy limerick. Have composed 100 or so of them inspired by Australian place names (see aussielimerickman.blogspot.com) and continue to write more, usually while riding around on my push bike.)
Limerick: Nambucca
An innocent lass from Nambucca
Liked to sprinkle bird seed on her tucker
She grew feathers down where
You'd expect to find hair
And all the blokes wanted to pluck her.
(2008)