Konrad went to the mall to cut his hair amongst the other albinos
The attendant charged him five dollars
Konrad Refused to pay the dollars
he crashed into a heap
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Konrad's Luscious Hair
Konrad went to the mall to cut his hair amongst the other albinos
The attendant charged him five dollars
Konrad Refused to pay the dollars
he crashed into a heap
'DAMNATION' exclaimed the albino attendant
luscious hair on your eyebrows
the moral of the story is to parch your jetty before curfew
amen