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Mini Burgers

There has recently been
a mini-burger shortage in
my area and
maybe in your area
as well
I live on the west coast
so there's no White Castle
to satisfy my mini-burger cravings
so I go to Hooters or Chili's
for my mini-burger experience
and lately I've
had none

I've been investigating
the mini-burger shortage
and have uncovered
some disturbing news about
the mini-burger world
apparently it has to do with
the mini-burger mini-buns
The country that is the largest
exporter of mini-burger mini-buns
has fell into chaos

Minbunenstan a break away providence
of the former Soviet Union
is on the verge of self
destruction because
of the differences of the
two political sides

The Conservative Large Bun party and
The Democratic Mini Bun party
And if that weren't enough
there has recently been a widespread
outbreak of disgruntled mini-cow disease

So until this is all
worked out
I'm stuck eating less fun
large burgers
or actually I guess their just
normal size burgers
but their not mini-burgers
and that sucks

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