Ryan Eisele Biography

If I were an ant
I'd rappel down a plant

If I were an ant
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Life is like a bike ride
Dodging all the little bumps
Swooshing down the sidewalk so fast
...What a blast
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If I were a Turtle
I wouldn't have much velocity
But I sure would have shell
I'd tried to buy a car with it
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Around here, you'll never be among the saints
Not to the local people and their narrow-minded brains
But somewhere over the rainbow
Your dignity is bound to show
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Judging from the way your resignation is looking
It's a necessity that you start booking
...Your tickets now...
Holy cow...
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