Ryan Eisele Poems

If I were an ant
I'd rappel down a plant

If I were an ant
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Life is like a bike ride
Dodging all the little bumps
Swooshing down the sidewalk so fast
...What a blast
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If I were a Turtle
I wouldn't have much velocity
But I sure would have shell
I'd tried to buy a car with it
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Around here, you'll never be among the saints
Not to the local people and their narrow-minded brains
But somewhere over the rainbow
Your dignity is bound to show
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Judging from the way your resignation is looking
It's a necessity that you start booking
...Your tickets now...
Holy cow...
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Captured moments, where do they go?
What is outside me that I need to know?
Just making a dash to take out the trash
On a crisp night of new snow...
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Poop stinks.
Poop smells.
Poop comes out.
Poop, don't come back.
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Why do you mock him?
Because he's a geek with no muscle?
Too weak and nerdy to be able to tackle
Somebody like you'd see as you're viewing football?
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The digital audio system depends on
Pointers within the memory chip
For internal processes involved in formatting
The external storage device
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Ah, here the adventure begins
Choose the type, look for bargains
Or if you're feeling lucky or in for a treat
Go for a more luxuriant kind, how 'bout with some meat?
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