Ryan Swain

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Santa Claus Is On The Dole

Last Christmas when Santa got ready
He'd down his first pint to make his hands steady

He'd load up his sleigh with gifts and great cheer,
not forgetting his fridge, inside a 12 pack of beer

Santa had a jolly elf who made toys with a grin,
but remembered the brats whilst slurping his gin

In a drunken state down the chimney he'd fall,
then when the job was all done, to his reindeer he'd call

'Hey Fosters, hey Guinness, hey Carlsberg' he'd shout,
'Throw me a rope so I can get out! '

Santa flew through the night no house was excluded

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