Sammy Hodgekins Poems

I read a book once.
It made me cry.
not because it was good
because it was as bad as
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Bob Marley
Harley Darley
Pants.
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He was a midget
he had a widget
no, not a widget
a smidget
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a tennis ball bounces from the heavens
alone
green.
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horseshoe mongoose
jump on my caboose
they spank.
and ride.
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Jabara nimanu potato
Libaru sketca lah’smina
Dortara murda merda
L’incanta stenerda
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