I have a dog
he saves the day.
He makes me laugh
heaps everyday!

If ever there were danger near,
he'd be the one to call.
Whether it's big trouble I feared
or just something really small.

All you say is 'Stinky-Butt Diamond! '
and quick as a flash he comes running.
All wide eyed, and happy, and jumping for joy
he's playful, and sneaky, and cunning.

Oh, how I love this little dog so
my Stinky-Butt Diamond
there's one thing I know,
you'll always be my very best friend.
Today, and always, and 'til the end.