Sebastian Seal Poems

I like Easter Eggs,
Especially those by Faberge,
They're more decorative than wooden pegs,
And much more recherche.
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Sharks are real nasties,
Sharks are real meanies,
Sharks eat seal pasties,
Sharks wear teal peonies.
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Out in the Yorkshire Dales,
Endowing the countryside with charms,
Over hills and through vales,
Are the world-famous termite farms.
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Me and my urchin
enjoy playing badminton.
We will always play it gladly.
For it is a sad thing done,
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When swimming in the North Sea,
I was stung by a jellyfish.
He charged me 95p,
For a porcelain welly dish.
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I went on a trip to Majorca,
My taxi turned up – it was an orca.
It said 'do not worry, '
'I won't eat you in a hurry, '
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I bought my ticket to New York,
I bought it in quite a rush.
It was far too far to walk,
And so I caught a bus.
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Yorkshire puddings are the best,
I like them when they're round.
I put them all to the test,
I eat them by the pound.
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Little Wolf clambering through the snow,
Little paws freezing down below.
Your fur is grey,
Your eyes are brown,
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The Romans came to Britain on Wednesday afternoon,
They came over quietly in a hot-air balloon.
'Let us in and give us your country, ' said Caesar,
'Not likely, ' we replied, 'You've got the wrong visa'.
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