A multi-storey frog menage a trois
(Erotic reptilian sandwich)
Squats on the sand,
Locked in a Dionysian mystery.
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I am sleeping as fast as I can,
So as not to wear out the pillow.
Pillows are precious;
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1.Foo tae Makk a Poem
I micht be Nelson, turning a blin ee
tae the day's semaphore,
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1.THE SINGING BIRD
A birdie flichters oot an in
The open doorway o its cage.
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1.The Cyard's Kist
'There's nae guid comes
A's wrack, fin the Cyards are here
Wi a birn o bairns at their back
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1. Gowd
Dwined till a dwaum yon moss-green kindly een,
His sang that raise as a shout
Fin his warld wis young, crined till a myowt
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1.A Song of Two Islands
Neep an tattie, ingin, leek
Frost pits roses in yer cheek
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Where does the PM stay in London?
When did Guy Fawkes plant his bomb?
Which percentage of Brits use drugs?
Where do Cockney speakers come from?
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1.Sea Memorial
Slippin intae Fittie in the dreich sea haar
Twa score o whalermen, taigles in their hair
Langsyne they perished ower the herbour bar
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1.YOWE'S LOVE POEM TAE THE RAM
Yer een are like the hardest neep
Yer powe's as fair's a dyke
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