The very worst invention is
One that isn't a whiz
At balancing the books
Or even giving them second looks.
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In explaining most anything
Alasdair MacIntyre is certainly boring
As he begins to dissect
His perception of different “facts”.
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Archy points out the fallacy of letting the Government take care of everyone in a fable which he called, aesop revised by archy.
aesop revised by archy
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When you’re riding the range for hours without end
It’s time to reflect of how life does begin
And how it will end, nobody knows
But you live each day bringing it to a close.
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A Nebraska Cattle Owner Lashed to a Wild Broncho -
For a Week He is
Carried About the Plains,
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It's hot in the city this time of year.
The pavement and buildings
Seem to join together
To capture each and every photon of energy
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Properly season the teflon coated frying pan
With half pound bacon cooked crisp and lean
Pour off the excess fat and leave a trace
That gives a hint of savory taste.
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Poetry and prose
Are like an itch
I suppose,
That you can't quite reach.
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Reclamation is the word today,
As the conservation movement
Comes into sway,
Permitting reuse of the essential elements.
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I married a wife of late,
The more's my joyful fate;
I married her for love as my fancy did me move,
And not for a worldly estate as others have.
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