If It Wasn'T For Canada, Where Would We Be?
Well, we wouldn't have foghorns
Or Avril Lavigne
No Bromine, no zippers, no playing Lacrosse
No Keifer, Keanu, or Michael J. Fox.
No Barenaked Ladies
No Men Without Hats
And no instant replay
And no instant mash
No Cirque, No Kirk, and no Putine
Plus a world of long faces... we'd have no Celine.
No bags for the garbage
No cartons for eggs
No prosthetic arms
And no robotic legs.
No Blackberry, gas masks or trivial pursuit
Or snowmobiles getting us 'oot' and 'aboot'.
No Basketball, Insulin, heating for cars,
No 'check out those ...