Stevie Taite

Rookie - 78 Points (30th January 1973 / Kent, England)

Stevie Taite Poems

81. One Last Coffee 12/17/2012
82. One Year A Tree Day 9/22/2012
83. Our Auntie Maggie (Roundeau) 2/25/2013
84. Our Craft (Haiku) 10/10/2012
85. Payal Limerick 10/2/2012
86. Pictures From Bama 11/16/2012
87. Pink Or Blue? 8/17/2012
88. Poetic Licence 9/9/2012
89. Poor Little Pinkies 9/17/2012
90. Pop Fairy 4/16/2013
91. Positivity 8/31/2012
92. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder 1/18/2013
93. Product Appeal 8/11/2012
94. Promises 8/17/2012
95. Putting Computers In Their Place 8/20/2012
96. Reclining Nude 8/31/2012
97. Regeneration 1/22/2013
98. Response To A Great Poem About Spiders 10/20/2012
99. Return Journey Blues 4/12/2013
100. Riptide 1/26/2013
101. Root Erosion 1/8/2013
102. Rose Tinted Glasses 8/15/2012
103. Ruby Ruby Honeytip 11/24/2012
104. Saved 9/13/2012
105. School Pick Up Haiku 10/9/2012
106. Seale Limerick 10/1/2012
107. Sealed 9/17/2012
108. Serpentine 7/6/2016
109. She Wants To Swim 12/22/2012
110. Showing My Bladder Who's Boss! 11/25/2012
111. Shy 4/20/2013
112. Sides, Edges And Vertices Edited 11/17/2012
113. Sky Fall 4/25/2013
114. Snowflakes 1/19/2013
115. Splinters And Fragments 1/15/2013
116. Stark 10/28/2012
117. Stark (5,3,1 Structure For Gulsher: -) 11/2/2012
118. Stillborn 1/7/2013
119. Stupid 1/22/2013
120. Surrealism 8/31/2012
Best Poem of Stevie Taite

Just A Load Of Silly Limericks About People I Know

I know young lady called Dee
Who lived in a bubblegum tree
She savoured the view
Whilst big bubbles she blew
And she only came down for her tea.

I know I young lady called Carolyn
Who said she was gonna go travelling
She afforded the lot
By a pay out she got
When her ex got impaled by a javelin.

There once was a poet called Ben
Who couldn't let go of his pen
He had a 'to do'
With some strong super glue
And it's been stuck there ever since then.

There once was a young Mr bright
Who wanted his farts to ignite
When he lighted the ...

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Body Has The Last Laugh

Have you ever sniggered so much
that a snot bubble came out

Have you creased  up
and then sprayed out all your drink

Have you chuckled  out a fart 
Maybe giggled out a wee

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