Stevie Taite Poems
Just A Load Of Silly Limericks About People I Know
I know young lady called Dee
Who lived in a bubblegum tree
She savoured the view
Whilst big bubbles she blew
And she only came down for her tea.
I know I young lady called Carolyn
Who said she was gonna go travelling
She afforded the lot
By a pay out she got
When her ex got impaled by a javelin.
There once was a poet called Ben
Who couldn't let go of his pen
He had a 'to do'
With some strong super glue
And it's been stuck there ever since then.
There once was a young Mr bright
Who wanted his farts to ignite
When he lighted the ...
Body Has The Last Laugh
Have you ever sniggered so much
that a snot bubble came out
Have you creased up
and then sprayed out all your drink
Have you chuckled out a fart
Maybe giggled out a wee