Stevie Taite

Rookie - 78 Points (30th January 1973 / Kent, England)

Stevie Taite Poems

121. Dear Old Jeeves 11/27/2012
122. Charlie's First Rainbow 10/17/2012
123. Cure For Stuttering 10/6/2012
124. Merry Christmas To All My Poet Pals! 12/25/2012
125. Sweet Obsession 12/15/2012
126. I Cry 10/19/2012
127. Daddy, Swallow Your Pride. 10/21/2012
128. Earth Without People 10/23/2012
129. On Your Pillow 9/25/2012
130. Invisible 12/3/2012
131. Wishes Cried For Wanted Child! 12/4/2012
132. Castrate The Crayon 10/31/2012
133. Root Erosion 1/8/2013
134. Voice 2/23/2013
135. One Last Coffee 12/17/2012
136. Floccinaucinihilipilification 1/4/2013
137. Regeneration 1/22/2013
138. Grandma Round For Tea 1/31/2013
139. She Wants To Swim 12/22/2012
140. Mirror Mirror 11/10/2012
141. Cryptic Lipstick 10/11/2012
142. Autumn 's Waking Mutants! 10/10/2012
143. Showing My Bladder Who's Boss! 11/25/2012
144. Drunk And Disorganised 2/24/2013
145. The Making Of The Moon 12/10/2012
146. A Lesson On Poetry From My Five Year Old 11/12/2012
Best Poem of Stevie Taite

A Lesson On Poetry From My Five Year Old

I sat in bed one morning
With a note pad on my knee
When in wondered my Charlie
And he snuggled up to me

He said, 'You writing poems?
We are learning that at school
I know a lot about them'
I said, 'Really mate, how cool'

He stared at me intently
As he stretched out on the bed
His legs crossed at the ankle
And a hand propped up his head

After I had sorted through
And read back what I'd penned
He slid off of the bed
And peered up at me from the end

He stayed there quite transfixed
It kinda put me off my flow
I looked over...

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Body Has The Last Laugh

Have you ever sniggered so much
that a snot bubble came out

Have you creased  up
and then sprayed out all your drink

Have you chuckled  out a fart 
Maybe giggled out a wee

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