The Trumpoet

The following poem is a generalization, on that, we can likely agree,
but this is the way that most Trumpists appear, to many a person like me:

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Mine eyes hath seen the horror of the rise of Donald Trump.
Mine ears hath heard his vitriol he spews from on the stump.
If you believed his ramblings, he took you for a chump.
His 'truth's' near always wrong.
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So they hacked some computers.
'No big deal' you may say,
'Since their influence steered things
toward the right way'
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Your trumpists whoop and shout 'hooray'
You talked a lot but talk is cheap
It's your inauguration day
and now you've promises to keep
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Don Junior had a meeting with
Natalia Veselnitskaya
and he did not disclose this fact
or say what did transpire.
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When Donald Trump gets up to speak, you simply never know.
Will he seem sane or ludicrous? Just which way will he go?
Will he stick to the teleprompter, presidentially,
or rant his way to la-la land, lost in a fantasy?
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I must beg your forgiveness up front for this verse.
I don't want to be vulgar or rude or perverse,
but all over the world, things are going oh so wrong,
and it's due, in large part, to the President's dong!
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Donald Trump has frequently claimed
the mainstream media's got to be blamed
for always trying to make him lose
by spreading vicious, vile fake news.
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In his address to Congress,
The Donald brazenly
revealed plans to spread fear through
a brand new agency.
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Obama was the nicest guy - Intelligent and cool.
Comparatively speaking, his successor plays the fool.
Ridiculous and baseless tweets, The Donald can't avoid.
His recent missives indicate he's turning paranoid.
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Donald Trump's unleashed a budget
with fanfare great and loud;
And if you helped elect him
you are, no doubt, standing proud.
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Did you support that Donald Trump in his campaign last year?
Why didn't all his hatefulness fill you with dread and fear?
Did you believe his B.S. or did you hate Hillary
so much that you preferred a jerk who likes to grab pu**y?
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In West Virginia they dig tunnels or a great big hole,
to extricate from Mother Earth the substance known as coal.
For centuries the coal was burned and smoke would fill the air,
but coal became outmoded and demand's no longer there.
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The FBI chief, Mr. Comey,
was loved by Trump like his best homey.
For he went around hintin'
about emails and Clinton,
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I went to the women's march here in my town,
full of women and men who won't be trodden down,
in support of my wife and of my daughter too,
I said, 'I am proud to be marching with you'.
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Oh Kellyanne Conway, when she interacts
with the press, she presents the alternative facts.
The alternative facts, the alternative facts,
Oh my! How I love the alternative facts!
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Snowflake is a word that the trumpists will use
to describe those of us who have different views.
They say we're entitled, they say that we whine,
they say give Trump a chance and we'll all be just fine.
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Trump's targeted the EPA,
an agency that's in the way
of rich polluters everywhere
who foul the water, land and air.
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Donald Trump has slammed the door
on families that had to flee
from zealots who perverted faith
and turned them into refugees.
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