If I were a Jackalope,
Do you know where I'd go?
I'd go someplace sunny,
Far from 30 below.
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If I Were A Jackalope
If I were a Jackalope,
Do you know where I'd go?
I'd go someplace sunny,
Far from 30 below.
If I were a Jackalope,
Do you know what I'd eat?
Something nutty and earthy
To keep me quick on my feet.
If I were a Jackalope,
Do you know what I'd wear?
Antlers times two;
I'm no typical hare!
If I were a Jackalope,
Do you know I'd say?
"It's a lovely day,
Let's go play! "