Vera Burns Poems

I have talked to people who say they are going to Heaven for sure
Then the next person they meet is someone that they cannot endure
Now I am sure both of these people are probably feeling the same
Now tell me which one will go and which one of them will remain?
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Those Salivaless Kisses are no good you should know
It takes a little moisture to make anything grow
I do not like those kisses that are just a little peck
It doesn't do any more good than a hug around the neck
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