It always is the cortisol
in times of stress and strife
it lives at the magnetic pole
and stirs the faithful wife.
When Mardi Gras wooed Pantomime
they danced through all the streets,
the gods, whose Credo was the time
sent fireworks as treats.
There once was a teacher named Steph
it's spelled with 'ph' not with 'f',
she moved in with son Greg
When she boiled her first egg