When making friends in rehab remember not to get too attached. In fact you may be better off skipping the friends thing altogether. What they don't tell you walking in there is that you might never see these people again.
That guy that looks like Eminem but hugs you when you when you needed it. The one woman who smokes cigars to celebrate every night she made it through. The people who race to finish the cat puzzle first. Well, it'll probably be days. I mean statistically somebody has to do it.
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