Comments about Zach Gorman
Acrostic Pokemon Poem
Masterball, Ultraball, Superball, Pokeball
Ultimate Quest, yeah man, you gotta catch 'em all
Damn that Rival to hell, you betta beat him
Kick Elite Four ass, you're the champ if you defeat 'em.
If you are a pro, you catch the legendaries,
Pick a good starter, the rest of the team varies.
Slow and steady, level 'em up, and evolve them
Find Easter Eggs and puzzles and problems, and solve 'em
Under smashed rocks and Geodude and Krabby
Careful 'round Mawile and Crobat, or they'll bite ye.
Kingler's on beaches, they're the bitches of the sea,
In his Crabhammer you...