Would it kill you to care for me?
Check the fluids once a week?
I need oil as you need water.
Is premium fuel too much to ask?
It’s hard on my engine when you floor it.
Try not to spin the tires.
It’s like when you get a rash.
That’s no fun.
Treat me nicely.
At 170,000 miles, I’m getting old.
Take some care.