Bri Edwards Alone Poems

[ Warning! I was sure that I had submitted this poem, .....now reconstructed
from memory, ....hours ago, but NOW I do not find it on PH except for part
of its title. I've changed the last line, partly due to imperfect memory (mine) .
I am very pleased that it is short, rhyming, and that I'd reviewed its wording....
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I bet all of you have eaten food, using no utensil.
[I wonder if monkeys ever eat, using their tails(-prehensile) ]
Usually I only eat sandwiches, or whole fruits, using just hands, no tools.
After all, my mom taught me all about..... the “proper” (human) eating rules.
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With my wife home, I 'Behave! ',
feeling almost like a house slave.
But when she is gone,
my life's like a song,
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