Bri Edwards Poems
- My English Sucks …..[english (...
- Being Old: The Advantages And ...
- Green: The Color... [green Thi... My favorite colors are ...
- Fun-Eral....... [my Funeral; R...
- 'Poetic Pizza' Pieces For Poem...
- 'Mashed Potatoes'......[ Pers...
- ' Spider' Is Watching You.... ...
About Me: [edited November 1,2014]
Ok! it is now March 23,2017 and i am STILL ALIVE! Way to go, Bri! ! but....FLASH! my real name (no lie) is Brian Edward Whitaker, BUT if you use this information in a cruel or dishonest way, i shall hunt you down and tickle you mercilessly! especially if you are a broad!
PH seems to leave the apostrophes out of my bio, so i have replaced them; maybe they will stick now? I think one of my high school English teachers gave me the only D I ever got on a postcard [gee, over a year after writing this bio i went to edit it and found that i wrote postcard instead of the correct word(s) : 'report card'; i guess that is what ... more »
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''Give me a spoon and i shall eat ice cream! hell, give me ice cream, and i'll eat it, spoon or not! !''what does 'Attribution' have to do with my quote? there is another quote for you!
My English Sucks …..[english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]
When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'
Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.
I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...