Bri Edwards

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Bri Edwards
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About Me: [edited November 1,2014]

Ok! it is now March 23,2017 and i am STILL ALIVE! Way to go, Bri! ! but....FLASH! my real name (no lie) is Brian Edward Whitaker, BUT if you use this information in a cruel or dishonest way, i shall hunt you down and tickle you mercilessly! especially if you are a broad!

PH seems to leave the apostrophes out of my bio, so i have replaced them; maybe they will stick now? I think one of my high school English teachers gave me the only D I ever got on a postcard [gee, over a year after writing this bio i went to edit it and found that i wrote postcard instead of the correct word(s) : 'report card'; i guess that is what ... more »

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  • ''Give me a spoon and i shall eat ice cream! hell, give me ice cream, and i'll eat it, spoon or not! !''
    what does 'Attribution' have to do with my quote? there is another quote for you!
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  • Muzahidul Reza Muzahidul Reza (3/11/2018 12:59:00 PM)

    Bri Edwards, an American poet shows great writing skills. His poetic qualities show he is a fully modern poet. In modern level he deserves his position in the 1st level. Though he shows having a little bit much controversy, it has a great positive side through which he clears what he wants to say / write, I like it. Again he is a great critic. In criticizing he has a great potentiality which charms me much, ........................

  • Jez Brul Jez Brul (3/3/2018 6:40:00 AM)

    Who can forget the incredible Bri?
    He who possesses an eagle's eye?
    Even the smallest rope's hole
    will not be left unnoticed in the pole.

    The green leaves that sway,
    And even the breeze at day
    will always be noticed by him
    who never failed to satisfy his whim.

    I wrote this poem so I could express
    the feeling of gratitude I cannot suppress;
    Having him here in Poem Hunter,
    is like having a daily reminder.

    Jez

  • Simone Inez Harriman (2/3/2018 1:50:00 PM)

    Bri will always have an interesting comment or two
    And a few lines to commend and some to boo-hoo
    He will read your poem thoroughly through
    And point out errors of grammar you screwed
    Some lines he'll shred with his trusty dictionary too
    However if you ever feeling a little blue
    Bri's poems will draw a huge laugh for you


    Thank you Bri...poemhunter would not be home without you :)

  • Mj Lemon (2/2/2018 12:24:00 PM)

    Bri has wit, humour, insight and a passion for writing. He is inspirational, creative and thoughtful. Without him, I suspect I would never have received the inspiration to make it through lunch and The Most Dangerous Game in the same sitting. Always looking forward to more and more and more from Poet Bri.!

  • Nivy Sochi Nivy Sochi (10/3/2017 11:02:00 AM)

    Hi fellows! who takes Bri for his mean words?
    He will tease you, but not while with his birds.
    Bri's one great humourist; one big punster.
    Doubt my eyes for they are of a youngster,
    but when he'll strike, do not forget your herds.

  • Loke Kok Yee (8/2/2017 9:12:00 AM)

    When your fridge had ran out of beer
    And all the shops are closed, Oh dear!
    Just browse the poems of Bri
    Perfect to pass the time by
    For sure they will bring you much cheer

  • Valsa George Valsa George (5/29/2017 3:15:00 AM)

    For Bri
    Many on PH are great fans of Bri
    His showcase makes him a popular guy
    He is quite witty
    With a crush for girls pretty
    With laughter, he would even make us cry

  • Tom Billsborough (1/18/2017 3:21:00 AM)

    Bri is both very funny and very serious and always worth reading. Some of his comments are very cheeky but they usually show that he takes a lot of care reading other members' work. His monthly showcase is a brilliant idea
    and well worth supporting. If I go on like this Bri might get big-headed, so I'll stop here!

  • Annette Aitken Annette Aitken (10/12/2016 9:59:00 AM)

    What can I say about Bri.....he is definitely one of a kind..he is like a mischievous kid misbehaving...but his humour is brillant......as long as you have bri in your corner you won't go far wrong... because he won't let you lol His writing is so creative and daring and humours.....a joy to read.....He works hard on the behalf of other poets...getting their...our...work out there...it's a pleasure to have made a friend of Bri.....

  • Adolphus Moses Adolphus Moses (10/4/2016 7:58:00 AM)

    I appreciate you for taking your precious time to go through my poems.

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Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks …..[english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

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