Bri Edwards Poems
- Being Old: The Advantages And ...
- My English Sucks ….. [eng...
- Fun-Eral....... [my Funeral; R...
- (marriage) Equality..... [s...
- Green: The Color... [green Thi... My favorite colors are ...
- 'Poetic Pizza' Pieces For Poem...
- I' Ll Quit Poetry..... [my Po...
About Me: [edited November 1,2014]
Ok! it is now March 23,2017 and i am STILL ALIVE! Way to go, Bri! ! but....FLASH! my real name (no lie) is Brian Edward Whitaker, BUT if you use this information in a cruel or dishonest way, i shall hunt you down and tickle you mercilessly! especially if you are a broad!
PH seems to leave the apostrophes out of my bio, so i have replaced them; maybe they will stick now? I think one of my high school English teachers gave me the only D I ever got on a postcard [gee, over a year after writing this bio i went to edit it and found that i wrote postcard instead of the correct word(s) : 'report card'; i guess that is what ... more »
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''Give me a spoon and i shall eat ice cream! hell, give me ice cream, and i'll eat it, spoon or not! !''what does 'Attribution' have to do with my quote? there is another quote for you!
Being Old: The Advantages And Disadvantages....... [(See The Title): Long; Personal? ; Humour? ]
For my poems, my friend Valsa George has a hunger.
She’s over fifty, but, compared to me, she is younger.
She suggested I write about ‘the advantages of being old’.
It’s a challenge, but, Valsa, on this idea you have sold......
I – The Advantages
Retirement income though you’re done working.
[Why, now, are some of you readers smirking? ]
No alarm clocks waking you for your job.
More time to lie around home.....like a slob.
No more eight hour shifts sitting or standing.
No boss watching you closely, being demanding.
No more ...