Arthur Guiterman

(1871-1943 / United States)

Arthur Guiterman Poems

41. Safety First 4/13/2010
42. On The Vanity Of Earthly Greatness 4/13/2010
43. Fate, The Jester 3/2/2015
44. Habits Of The Hippopotamus 4/13/2010
45. In The Hospital 1/4/2003
46. Sex 4/13/2010
47. The Chip On The Shoulder 4/13/2010
48. Strictly Germ-Proof 4/13/2010
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Strictly Germ-Proof

The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup
Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up;
They looked upon the Creature with a loathing undisguised;—
It wasn't Disinfected and it wasn't Sterilized.

They said it was a Microbe and a Hotbed of Disease;
They steamed it in a vapor of a thousand-odd degrees;
They froze it in a freezer that was cold as Banished Hope
And washed it in permanganate with carbolated soap.

In sulphurated hydrogen they steeped its wiggly ears;
They trimmed its frisky whiskers with a pair of hard-boiled shears;
They ...

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Heritage

This is the land that we love; here our fathers found refuge,
Here are the grooves of their plows and the mounds of their graves;
These are the hills that they knew and the forests and water,
Glorious rivers and seas of rejuvenant waves.

This is our heritage, this that our fathers bequeathed us,
Ours in our time, but in trust for the ages to be;
Wasting or husbanding, building, destroying, or shielding,
Faithful or faithless — possessors and stewards are we.

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