Audrey Heller Poems

Women, take forever to get dressed. They're
never on time. If they're supposed to be ready
at eight, rest assured, it will be closer to nine.
There's always something, to make them late,
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There are many jokes that you will
hear, about your mother in law. Many
of them, I'm sure you know, that you
have heard before. Remember, the
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When whatever you do, doesn't go your
way, you can't help wonder why. This
happens to many of us, it's not always
apple pie. I guess you can say we're
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While playing a game on the computer,
everyone went out, but one. Here we were
the two of us, so we chatted and had some
fun. We then exchanged e-mails. We got
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How hard it is and scary too, the shape
the economy, is in. You try your best to
economize, but you find, you just can't
win. With the prices of gas soaring and
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There's nothing more, you can
be thankful for, if you're blessed
with common sense. When things
are not what they should be, that's
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Pretty as a picture, you always say.
Even if my hair, is in disarray. Through
your eyes, you always see, a perfect
picture, when you look at me. How
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Sometimes, it's smart to separate,
your head, from you heart. Not
everything, is the way it's cut out
to be. At times, you have to trust
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If at times your dreams go astray,
you can make them come true. It
doesn't happen all by itself, or even
come, out of the blue. You have to
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As time goes on, we seem to get into
a rut and accept the way things are. We
know, it's not the way we'd like it to be,
by far! When it comes to making changes,
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