Why buy a woolen scarf
Why not throw a Sheep around your neck
If people say hello
Squeeze the Sheep and Baa, Baa, Baa
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The late Billy Bright was no neuter-
No Faggot, no Fairy, no fruiter
Where ten thousand Virgins
Succumbed to his urgin's
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I'll warm these nuts
That give you plenty
Shine your rose red apples, aplenty
My sperm i'll release
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Dog Spelt Backwards Is God


Dog spelt backwards is a canine epiphany
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while farking one night, indian firoze
his wifes nipples in his ears stark
then he had his thumb in her plum,
he could hear something obscene
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