Poems

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1.
Baa, Baa, Wooley Sheep

Why buy a woolen scarf
Why not throw a Sheep around your neck
If people say hello
Squeeze the Sheep and Baa, Baa, Baa
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2.
The Late Billy Bright

The late Billy Bright was no neuter-
No Faggot, no Fairy, no fruiter
Where ten thousand Virgins
Succumbed to his urgin's
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3.
Summer Holiday

I'll warm these nuts
That give you plenty
Shine your rose red apples, aplenty
My sperm i'll release
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4.
Dog Spelt Backwards Is God

Dog Spelt Backwards Is God


Dog spelt backwards is a canine epiphany
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5.
Radio Firoze

while farking one night, indian firoze
his wifes nipples in his ears stark
then he had his thumb in her plum,
he could hear something obscene
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6.
Neiedlichen Zweck

Sass Madelien unter den Aestchen
Und speilt' mit dem Knableinmastchen,
Dem nielichen Zweck-
Bald ist der Kranz weg:
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7.
Contrary Mary

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, 'Mary'-
Was attacked by a man in her garden
When he'd done, he said, 'come'-
On now, have some fun!
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8.
Bitch

Her eyes shone bright
Like a reflection of shooting stars
In a night filled with elves
With burning eyes
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9.
Wild Turkey Hokey Pokey

You get your little thing out
And you wave it all about
Oh Hokey Pokey, Pokey
Oh Hokey Pokey, Pokey
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10.
Mother And Santa

Mommy why are you in bed with Santa-Clause
Well Lil Wayne i found him lying in the snow
All cold and shivering
And i took him into my bed
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