Why buy a woolen scarf
Why not throw a Sheep around your neck
If people say hello
Squeeze the Sheep and Baa, Baa, Baa
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The late Billy Bright was no neuter-
No Faggot, no Fairy, no fruiter
Where ten thousand Virgins
Succumbed to his urgin's
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I'll warm these nuts
That give you plenty
Shine your rose red apples, aplenty
My sperm i'll release
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Dog Spelt Backwards Is God
Dog spelt backwards is a canine epiphany
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Remember when you first saw me mummy
I cried out, hello mummy
Say hello to your little Mother Fucker
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Suffering Suckertats all you teeny Boppers
Suffer under me your young Guru
Rise up every morning
Sometimes life is stiff
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These Faery lids, wink wink
Nudge, nudge, say no more
These lips will pout, then speak
In the shadows float sweet sounds
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Deathly silence is the sound of a common pin
That is dropped on a major road
Only the deaf will see it
Only the blind will hear it
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He was a Frenchy covered in Fruit Salad
Who fought in many Wars
After Death his existence-
Will be proven by a pile of fricking bones
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Exhaustion came, sleep overpowered me
The darkness enveloped my shadow
And like a spark, that cast,
A beam of light,
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