Bill Pocklington

Flat-Earthers, listen.

'The... only thing, we have to...
Fear is, ...' 'SPHEAR, ITSELF! '
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Green pus is now called
Purulent Exudate, hmmm...
Going viral soon.
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I remember odd things my teachers said to me. 'I just can't even...! ' 'You have twigs for brains! ' 'Nature gives, to each his own.' ... just sticks, in my mind.
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It's not public yet. The newest diet is glue. And, my lips are sealed!
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1961 Sunbeam Alpine II

That's not a Smart car.
There's a way to distinguish...
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Installing mirrors...
Can you see yourself doing
... that, as a career.
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Tried printing a gun.
Didn't work too well first time.
Shouldn't be this big.
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Was Popeye just a
Sailorman? Or, is he a
Kind of Portman too?
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If I start whittling,
As a hobby, I could make,
Six figures a year!
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Writing on nature
Relaxes me to a calm.
Achieving, whirled-peas.
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Many, the regrets.
Fleeing immorality.
Just, don't look back now.
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I kicked an ice cube
Instead of picking it up.
Water under fridge.
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Warf hit by rental
Wasn't a good day to die.
All he could say, 'Hertz! '
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Boaz may have been
Cornered, to make a kind-of...
Blanket proposal.
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It's desperation.
Rainbows are always so scared.
'Can't go to prism.'
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Two vegans fighting:
This was not their
First-missed-steak?
Universe, 'B1'!
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That is not just some...

Speculation. It's right there.
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(Defendant) 'Fifty-percent are,
Bogus.' (Judge) 'Repeat infractions? ' (Defendant) 'One-half are bogus.'
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Rolling down those hills.
Back then, trying to survive.
Those were the goodyears.
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Ox avoids gluten?
He may be a silly yak.
Don't get me started.
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