Bill Pocklington Poems

Flat-Earthers, listen.

'The... only thing, we have to...
Fear is, ...' 'SPHEAR, ITSELF! '
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Green pus is now called
Purulent Exudate, hmmm...
Going viral soon.
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I remember odd things my teachers said to me. 'I just can't even...! ' 'You have twigs for brains! ' 'Nature gives, to each his own.' ... just sticks, in my mind.
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It's not public yet. The newest diet is glue. And, my lips are sealed!
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1961 Sunbeam Alpine II

That's not a Smart car.
There's a way to distinguish...
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Installing mirrors...
Can you see yourself doing
... that, as a career.
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Tried printing a gun.
Didn't work too well first time.
Shouldn't be this big.
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Was Popeye just a
Sailorman? Or, is he a
Kind of Portman too?
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If I start whittling,
As a hobby, I could make,
Six figures a year!
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Writing on nature
Relaxes me to a calm.
Achieving, whirled-peas.
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