bob eichen Poems

Hello Devil.
YOU AGAIN! !
No wait! This time I really know what I want and I want to make a deal.
YOU SAY THAT EVERY DAY! ! !
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Thur 11: 00PM
Dear Diary,
It's now been 4357 days since I started writing poetry.
It started out so well.
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A Haiku

Flaming red hemorhoid
Toilet now a bloody mess
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When I was younger
I had three drugs
One let me sleep at night
One brought me happiness
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When I was young
I had two good friends
John Barleycorn
and
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I'm old!
I'm tired!
I'm sick!
and
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Oh, dear God!
YES, BOB. WHAT IS IT?
I need your help again!
NATURALLY.
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HI BOB
Who? Who said that?
BOB, IT'S ME, GOD.
Oh Uh Hi.
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(KNOCK, KNOCK)
I'm in here!

I KNOW! YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR HALF AN HOUR. OTHERS DO HAVE TO GO TOO.
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Every night
Every day
All or nothing, not a play
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