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A Conversation With The Devil
YOU AGAIN! !
No wait! This time I really know what I want and I want to make a deal.
YOU SAY THAT EVERY DAY! ! !
I know. But I think of ways you'll trick me and I back out. You are the Master of Deceit.
WELL, YOU GOT ME THERE.
This time my wish is perfect!
GO AHEAD, LET'S HEAR IT.
I want to be the richest person alive
and the smartest
and the strongest
and the most handsome.
I want to be the only man alive. That'll make me popular with the ladies!
And get rid of all the ugly women, no fatties or dogs.
And get rid of ...
A Conversation With Bob
Oh, dear God!
YES, BOB. WHAT IS IT?
I need your help again!
The slaughterhouse is closing! Money will be tight. What should I do?
TRY THE YELLOW PAGES, UNDER SAVINGS AND LOANS, THIRD MORTGAGE INTEREST RATES ARE DOWN.
My wife and I are having trouble! Can you help me?
TRY THE YELLOW PAGES UNDER DIVORCE LAWYERS. SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU! TIME TO MOVE ON!
Also I have a mole on my back, it's turning black, and I'm worried!