chespoet comic Poems

They say it's better to have failed in love than to never have tried.
I wonder if its worth the tears that are cried
And being damaged inside
When we take on board the pain from someone who lied
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Some Say, He cant boil peas
Some Say, He's poisonous to trees
Some Say, He does his washing-up in bed
Some Say, He has a spare leg in his head
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Today's the day
The teddy bears, they
Got stoned 'n' forgot where their tools wher laid
Couldn't do the job. 'n' didn't get paid
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One thing I'd like quite soon in my life
Is to find me a soul mate and make her my wife
We'd be so in Love, we'd get high off eachother
We'd sleep comfortably, smiling, knowing we are together
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I sit around watching tv
Drinking a beer or two or three
I fart I burp I scratch my balls
That's six things I can do without any tools
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