David Darbyshire Poems

In Belgium they pee in the canals all day long
that's is why the water their taste so strong
In Holland they also pee in the canals
But they all sing, and are great Pals
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You know when you feel like
your standing on a sinking ship
what you should be doing is,
a triple back flip
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on a very narrow, thin ledge
sitting up high on a wall
wishing no big gust of wind come along
causing me to Fall
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I went to strip club
and what a Rush
I met Vanessa, The Undressa
and Lilly the Lush
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A Poem a Day
Keeps the Doctor away
So take pen to Paper
And write a caper
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To be alone at Christmas,
is not a fun thing at all.
It's like sitting in an empty class,
or no one to call.
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She is such a sweet Girl,
blond hair with half a curl.
Dutch as Dutch can be,
living life so happily.
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Can't swing an axe
won't mop the floor.
Follow my tracks?
I goin out the door.
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Black and White sad eye's,
eats shoots and leaves, what a bear
never says thankyou
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Stop complaining
you will get training,
Stop complaining
I'll do the rearranging,
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