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To the people who asked me ‘why? '
When I cut all my hair off.
To the man online who said ‘some of y'all women need to tame y'all afros'
And to my boss who told me ‘I hope this whole natural phase ends soon'.
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I wake up promptly at 6: 30 am
Head to the bathroom and dance to Ariana... because it's a bop- I know I gotta keep, keep on breathin;
Give myself a wink in the mirror because I'm looking fine.
Put on my freshly pressed scrubs,
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"Soldiers Creed" R. J. Wright
"I'm an American soldier. I'm a warrior and a member of a tea, . I serve a country that does not value my voice, simply close captions me to fit whatever narrative they deem patriotic. America be so star-spangled awesome. It sees people wearing skin like mine as crimes in progress. If you've never put on a uniform, don't tell me what I'm fighting for.
I learned early the ideal of mission first people always and soon after the reality of mission first, mission always. You don't know pain till you know the remorse of survival. Soldiers hide shrapnel the battlefields we never leave under our uniforms and in our memories. Uncle Sam might molest you but he pays for college.
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Detachable P***y - Wanda Sykes There is just so much pressure on us women you don't understand you don't even as a little girls were taught you know we have something that everybody wants you got to protect it you got to be careful you got to cherish it and thats a lot of pressure and I would like a break you know what making my life so much easier ladies wouldn't you love this wouldn't it be wonderful if our lady parts were detachable let that marinate a little bit just think about that wouldn't it be great if you would just leave your "goodies" at home sometimes just thinking of freedom that you'll have you get home for work is getting a little dark outside you're like I would like to go for a joG but skip to just leave it at home you still up there just dogged enjoying yourself this crazy guy jumps out the bush like ah I left it at home Sorry I have absolutely nothing of value on me